No church wedding
No photos in soft-focus vignettes
The bride wore yellow
They were barely eighteen with a baby due in the fall
Fifty years later
They argue over who paid for lunch after City Hall
He claims he did
She insists it was her mother
Finally he concedes
“Well, I’ve been paying for it ever since.”
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